The wife and I were watching Boston Legal last night, and Tom Selleck was on. Now, I am not envious of too many men on earth, but I have always wished I looked like him. Even old, now, he is a friggen stud.
I paused the show, and told the wife this, that even now, I wished I looked like him.
She snorted and said “On his best day, he’s not as good looking as you…”
Not true, but it made me feel good. I said that, and she got pissed, and told me to shut up.