Anal Soapage…

That’s what it’s called when you are soaping up your ass-cleavage, and you find a butt-clot that you apparently missed while swabbing your decks. Add in a toupee-sized bundle of ass-hairs, and I think we can all say “EWWWW!!!”

Well, I hope you are all having a happy ‘Dead White Guys Day’. I am offended by all holiday names. I think we should have a ‘Dead Black People Day’ in January, and an ‘Important Religious Figure’s Day’ in December.

In November, we can have ‘Boy, Did We Ever Fuck Over The Indians Day’. October? ‘Hey, Let’s Worship Satan Month’.

July? ‘Let’s Get Drunk And Blow Shit Up Day’.

I have noticed, that when you are unemployed, they don’t give you the day off. Perhaps on those days we call holydays, the worker bees should get the day off, and we drones should have to go to work. Teach us a lesson.

My car has gone to shit, again. We are using our State Farm towing option for maybe the last time, because they are shutting it off next month because we use it. The State makes you buy something that the company you bought it from takes it away or charges you more for if you ever use it. Nope, no racket here, move along, nothing to see.

And while we’re at it, we will tax your asses off to build roads, and then station worthless fuckheads with radar guns on it, so we can tax you even more, because you are driving in a way that we, The State do not approve of.

In my town, the fines go directly to pay the cop’s salaries. They are very vigilant.

Yeah, keep whining about all those phantom ‘freedoms’ you think you have. Sorry, George, we fucked up what you and God gave us.

Beyond repair…

 

3 Responses to Anal Soapage…

  1. LL says:

    Please, PLEASE don’t tell me your car crapped out again!! Bane, I cannot bear to hear that.

  2. Bane says:

    It is in the shop, as we speak. I will never buy another German car again. Unless it’s cheap.

  3. Morrigan says:

    They are there to Protect (their own asses) and Serve (themselves a raise if they write enough tickets).

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