You May Have Noticed…

…that my archives have grown.

I did a semi-successful import last night from Blogger. It appears to not want to import the posts I’ve done since I installed Haloscan on the old blog, though I have not done any research. I kept falling asleep during the process, and barely made it to bed.

If I can save all of my archives, I am gonna abandon Blogger, and nuke that fucker from space.

To: the monkey throwing poo…

Listen, you homosexual mother-rubber, I empty you like a cat-box, holding my nose, and not looking, only with the ease of one click. No muss, no fuss. I have never been to your ‘blog’ (though I hear tell it’s pitiful) and I would appreciate the same from you. Otherwise, you will just be one of several turds I clean up off my lawn each morning. Enjoy your worthlessness.

By the way, people, if you have not seen the movie Avalon, you have missed out. I suggest you rectify this immediately, any way you can. I watched it last night, and I did something I don’t often do during a movie, any more…think. The soundtrack alone is worth the price of admission. The movie is very gooko-European, and stylish as all get out. Five stars out of five.

The female protaginist is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, and perfect for the part. Her body is nearly identical to the wife’s, except the wife has perkier boobs and better biceps. Mucho gun porn, all Soviet weapons, very cool.

The weather is clear and cold, here, like a sliver of frozen glass, slid from the side into your eyeball, with a puff of ground up porcelain inhaled into your lungs. Birds freeze in midair, and fall to the ground and shatter like Hummel statuary.

Well, perhaps I exaggerate, but not by much. I ain’t goin out there…

11 Responses to You May Have Noticed…

  1. I’m not having very many problems with Blogger at . There was a blip for a few hours on Friday, but overall, it seems to be working fine.
    But then again, I really don’t know what I’m doing when it comes to publishing a blog and html, and I’m completely winging it.
    I can’t even get my blog to pass “feed validator”

  2. Bane says:

    Well, I hate to say it, but as soon as I got that new ad, things went to shit. Connection? Who knows. All I know is, I’m fucked.

  3. I’ve been trying to keep ads off my blog. I’ll wait until I’m really popular to the point that people can’t help but visit blog.

  4. Bane says:

    Good luck with that. Except for me, all your visitors are atheist nerds. Accept Jesus into your heart, and taste success.

    Or not.

  5. Bullseye says:

    Give me an email as to how to import my archives and make my comments show up without having to approve them. Are you gonna keep this theme, and is this WordPress 1.5 or 2.0?

  6. Bane says:

    Fuck if I know. I just assume it’s the latest and greatest.

    And no email is needed, just go into your dashboard and go to ‘import’. I kept getting fucked over by my fancy browser and my firewall. I had to use the basic IE6 and turn off all of my privacy settings. Apparently, my protection was too strong, and saw WordPress’s efforts as viral activity.

    I still have no idea how to get my post-Haloscan archives over. I sure don’t want to do it manually, one by one.

  7. Bane says:

    …and as soon as I can figure out how to change this ‘theme’, I’m gonna rape the bitch.

  8. Bane, not true. I have irate Muslims, some Christians and some religious Jews. You haven’t checked my comments lately. Beth, from My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has left comments. She is great.

    On the Jesus thing, it won’t happen, I can assure you.

  9. Bane says:

    Accept failure…embrace Hell. Hey, you get to choose!

  10. LL says:

    Bane, do NOT delete your whole blog at blogger. You’ll release the url to be used by some other person, like maybe that person that is vexing you. Just put it all to private and keep the url to yourself.

  11. Billy D says:

    Yeah, I just shut off the comments and left the skeleton of mine, for fear of someone violating the name for nefarious purposes. Bastards. Electronic dumpster diving.

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