May 29, 2004

Get Off My Lawn!

It has come to my attention that people that I do not like have come here, rummaging around and leaving fingerprints on the inside of my monitor screen.

Go Away! I hate ya! Don’t make me rock-salt yer ass!

The rest of you…go get me another damn beer.


May 29, 2004

Need Another Reason To Hate Catholics?

I don’t, either, but here’s one, anyway.

Boy-fucking men in dresses…what’s not to love?


May 29, 2004

Bring It On, Part II…

This cheers me up. I just hate it when they hide.

I just hope that raghead ain’t lying…making stuff up. This world needs a good Nuclear High Colonic, and somebody has to start it.

Fingers crossed!


May 28, 2004

All Right, You Bitches…

It seems some folk come here, just for me being nasty. Since I can’t help myself, that’s about as pitiful as setting up a strobe light on the sidewalk, and waiting for some unfortunate epileptic to come along and spaz out.

Hey! Sometimes I think! And, like, have an opinion…about stuff…

Dudes/ettes…it just don’t matter. Rent a storage unit, and put 55 gallon drums full of fuel, ammo, and batteries…and other stuff that it is going to be difficult to get ahold of when civilization falls…


If you’ve got a basement, or bunker, so much the better.

Wormwood is coming…


May 28, 2004

Sari About That…

Hey, maybe you assholes should move? Or set up tents…on a trampoline. We don’t need to invade Iran. We can just put a bunch of people on the border, and have them jump up and down until the whole place falls over.

Man, doesn’t the morning weather girl on Fox News look like some Sorority Babe that I used to shag, or what?

Friday? Already?

Thank God.


May 27, 2004

The Goddess Ann Speaks!

Go, ye, and worship!

I just finished watching her as she deftly eviscerated that Irish nigger pig O’Reilly on his own show…her clit is bigger than his alcohol preserved little Gherkin…


Dammit!…O’Reilly has to be the love child of Madeline Albright’s pussy-fart, cross-breeding with Al Franken’s skidmark…he is not worthy to chew the stains from Rush’s speedo…



May 27, 2004

Ain’t THIS Some Shit…

Articles like this make me want to invent a time machine and go back and abort bureaucrats who are responsible for debacles like this.

Instead of baby wipes and cookies, should we be mailing them cases of ammo?