Lost In Translation…

“Guilty until proven innocent…” Pretty words. Meaningless, really. We all know that’s bullshit, and yet you all chant it like a mantra.

“All men are created equal…” Hah! Apparently the author never showered after gym class.

“Money does not buy happiness…” Bullshit. It does all the time. You don’t get GNP from selling misery, so someone must be buying happiness.

“But…we’re better than they are…” Different, maybe. I’ll grant you that, but better? Did anybody ask ‘them’?

“If we’re just nice to them, they’ll start to like us…” Tell that to all of the missionaries currently boiling in pots right now.

“Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong…” Uhhh, darn, that one’s right…

“You can fool some of the people all of the time…” dang, ditto.

“Give the government a big enough penis, and it will surely fuck you with it, repeatedly, and without lubrication…” Awww, you caught me. I just made that one up.

Toodle along now, and draw comfort from whichever slogans your team is using that give you comfort. Go on, shoo! Don’t worry, be happy. It’s not getting dark because the sky is falling…

Trust me.

2 Responses to 108337824853522463

  1. Meximan says:

    hi your cool but im mexican will rape youre kids LOL

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