The Goddess Ann Speaks…

Go and worship.

Not one, but THREE perfect lines!

What a wasted marketing opportunity! Imagine the great slogans the airlines could use:

“Now Frisking All Arabs Twice!”

“More Civil-Rights Lawsuits Brought by Arabs Than Any Other Airline!”

“The Friendly Skies Unless You’re an Arab”

“You Are Now Free to Move About the Cabin Not So Fast, Mohammed!”


Worst of all, the Department of Transportation ordered the settlement money to be spent on civil-rights programs to train airline staff to stop looking for terrorists, a practice known as digging your own grave and paying for the shovel.


If John Kerry would promise to fire Norman Mineta and start racial profiling at the airports, I would campaign for him. Unfortunately, like George Bush, Kerry doesn’t travel commercial air with the little people.


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