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The Goddess Ann Speaks…

Go and worship.

Not one, but THREE perfect lines!

What a wasted marketing opportunity! Imagine the great slogans the airlines could use:

“Now Frisking All Arabs Twice!”

“More Civil-Rights Lawsuits Brought by Arabs Than Any Other Airline!”

“The Friendly Skies Unless You’re an Arab”

“You Are Now Free to Move About the Cabin Not So Fast, Mohammed!”

And:

Worst of all, the Department of Transportation ordered the settlement money to be spent on civil-rights programs to train airline staff to stop looking for terrorists, a practice known as digging your own grave and paying for the shovel.

And!

If John Kerry would promise to fire Norman Mineta and start racial profiling at the airports, I would campaign for him. Unfortunately, like George Bush, Kerry doesn’t travel commercial air with the little people.

Priceless.

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