Home Sick…

I either have the Norwalk flu, or gastritis…I’ve been home all day either sleeping, blogging, or making like a hot Hershey syrup dispenser, alternating with what appears to be some sort of pineapple sauce, or perhaps a Butterscotch Foam Latte.

My stomach feels like Viagra’d up weasels are fucking and fighting in there, and farting has become a luxury I, and my underwear, can ill afford.

Though I wish to puke, I have not, which leads me to suspect gastritis. Sad, if I can no longer eat a plate piled high with nearly raw Filet Mignon without paying a heavy price.

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