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“Hi honey…am I interrupting?”

“Just watching a movie…seen it before…talk…”

“I’m stuck in a line of cars here on 34 while this long-ass train is going by…”

“Okay…is there ice?”

“No…really cold, though…hey! There’s a couple of guys getting outta their cars…they’re talking…”

“Uh huh…”

“This is weird…”

“Got yer gun?”

“…uhhhh…no…”

“ha ha…are your doors locked?”

“yes”

“Betcha wish you had a gun…”

“…this guy is coming back here…”

“What’s the number to 911?”

“Funny…”

“Hey, you gonna stop and get some wine and some milk?”

“You need some tonight?…shit, he’s walking around in the road…”

“”Use your car as a weapon…it’s the biggest fucking thing there…tell me you didn’t block yourself in…”

“No, I can pull out…”

“Good…squish his ass…then back over him…twice…kids’re in bed…”

“Asleep?”

“nah…had to swat Thunder-Bunny a bit ago for busting in on the boy and chatting him up…so, you getting wine tonight? And milk?”

“Sure…”

“Happy dang Valentines…”

“You too, babe…”

“Get off the phone in case you need it…”

“..’kay…see you in a bit…”

“Ta…”

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