Does Al Franken Suck, or Blow?
Now I have to see his pig face on children’s shows on PBS?
Imagine my horror this morning when his vile puss popped into view as some puppet was introducing him. I muted the television and explained to my kids how Franken is the root of all evil, consorts with monsters, is one himself, and hides under their beds to gnaw on any appendage they might be so careless as to let dangle over the side. Their looks of disgust as they gazed upon his foulness was my reward.
Start em young, I always say.