Most Extreme Dog Euthanasia!…
AKC Eukanuba National Championship…my kids were watching this for a bit tonight. I misread the title when I saw it.
Wouldn’t it be fun to have one of these dog beauty contests where the losers went to the pound?
Can you imagine the drama?
Have you actually seen one of these dog shows? Pampered, well-medicated, inbred/overbred ‘dogs’ being drug around by their throats, and having their balls stroked by society matrons and their ambiguously gay brothers so they’ll ‘stand at attention’?
I’m sure the Chinese, running across these spectacles on satellite TV, think that it is some kind of bizarre American livestock show, and are frantically surfing the Net so they can bid on dinner.