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Whores R Us…

That must be where some children’s shows go shopping for celebrity narrators. I was just watching Nickelodeon with my little boy and a cartoon came on narrated by…wait for it…SANDRA BERNHARD!!

In the galaxy of gap-toothed whores, she is down the list from Madonna, and that’s saying something.

Great choice, Nickelodeon! Way to strengthen my faith in y’all. Dumb bastards…

Lileks, as usual, covers this more eloquently than I.

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