September 16, 2003

Our Friends, The Saudi’s

Blaze in Riyadh prison kills more than 100 inmates. DEBKAfile reveals: Sabotage apparently behind fire which caused deaths of al Qaeda captives before they gave away secrets under interrogation

Yep…probably somebody was smoking in bed or something, couldn’t be anything nefarious, I’m sure. Why, 100 terrorists about to be interrogated die in a fire every day.

Move along…nothing to see here…


DEBKAfile reveals: Real death toll in Riyadh prison fire Tuesday was a staggering 240. The official figure is 87. Saudi authorities black out investigation into disaster which believed caused by sabotage to silence al Qaeda detainees



September 15, 2003

Once Again…

Go back and read my archives…it cures baldness, can untie your tubes, and several readers have won the lottery (we’ll ignore the cases of spontaneous human combustion…)

I mean it, go forth and enjoy…


September 15, 2003

Rain, Rain…Go Away…

If I lived pretty much anywhere on the East Coast, my baby pictures, guns, and family would be in a vehicle headed west, right now. I wouldn’t get a room until about Tulsa.
I’d rather feel silly about it this time next week, than appear in a news segment, whining about how “I lost everything…”
I always laugh at those stupid fucks, and I wouldn’t want to join the club.
Fuck plywood, Firestone will get you out of more trouble than plywood ever will…


September 11, 2003

If I were in New York today, I’d like to be up on that big concrete parapet aroung the empty sockets where the Towers once towered…I’d like to be drinking out of my second bottle of Cuervo Gold…every time they call out a name of a victim I’d chuck a paper airplane down there and make jet noises…after the ceremony is over, I’d like to stagger around until I find a middle eastern cab driver, and break the bottle over his face…I’d like to puke a couple of coney dogs and a bunch of unprocessed tequila into his bleeding face, and head off to find another liquor store, and another cab driver…

Happy Patriot’s Day, motherfucker…


September 10, 2003

I See Dead People…

Well…I might be, if I hadn’t made the wise decision to home-school my last two little ones. My little boy was in preschool last year, and was supposed to be in kindergarten this year, but, based on what we saw of his school last year, and our contempt for public schooling in general, we decided to home school this and every year from now until they go to college.
Now, back to the Dead People…
A neighbor and friend of my wife’s, who is sending her daughter to the public school, told us that passersby rescued her (very pretty little blond) daughter from in front of the Seven-Eleven store about three blocks from school, along with a gaggle of other lost five and six year olds…seems that the school felt they were short-handed, and had cut the kids loose who lived in the neighborhood to fend for themselves and walk home…do you see dead people yet? Oh, yeah…
This Seven-Eleven is where the illegal Messican aliens congregate to buy their beer, send their wages back to Mexico via Western Union, and loiter around the front ogling the white women who go in and out of the store [I realize how that sounds, but it is just a fact…I hear women whining about it all the time, and see it myself as well]. And this gaggle of innocent little kids, lost, has wandered into their hunting range. Not a week goes by where I do not read of some beaner getting busted for snatching some little girl and leaving her dead somewhere, and this school has left these little innocents to wander like free range snatch snack for these bastards…
Why? I checked, and their staffing is the same as last years, when this sort of thing didn’t happen. I’ll tell you why, and it is just my theory, but this and other incidents I am hearing about almost daily lend it credence…
The teachers and school staff are acting out against our kids because the state’s voters have rejected several pay increases and other bond issues and whatnot that they have been asking for. They haven’t been cut, but because the people have said no, these union assholes are determined to make our kids pay. I am hearing story after story about kids being crowded on buses to suffocate, because useable buses and drivers have been switched around (and left idle) to create the appearance of a crisis.
I can laugh about this safely at home, because my kids aren’t involved in this. The mother of the little girl went to the school offices and raised unholy hell, from what I hear.
If it’d been my kid who’d been left to wander, and something bad had happened….


September 9, 2003

Oh, and you should go see ‘The Order’…I expected it to be scarier (damn previews), but it was plenty tense. But the best part of it was it’s unique story, and bright, crackling dialogue. I loved the almost noir feel the director gave it, and the Vatican sets were simply mind-blowing.
Go see it!


September 9, 2003

Just in case you were wondering, I’m glad that the judge ruled that the airlines are responsible for the lax security of their hijacked airplaines. Hijackings have been a reality since the 70’s, and plane and security improvements (like the Israelis use) should have been in place long ago.
When I have to fly, I will check to see which airline has the best safety rating (and most armed pilots) and pay them to fly me around.
And so should you…let the other airlines sink, fukkem.