June 29, 2003

Hey, gentle readers, y’all should do what I just did…go back in my archives and read everything again. It will extend your life by 3 years, and cures acne. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
Oh, and Blogger is up to their usual shit, so the last couple of weeks may be fucked up. I’m working on it.


June 29, 2003

Fuck fuck fukkity fuck…

Shit, I am so tired of these self appointed so-called conservatives that pollute the blogosphere, and thus the world. Lee at ‘Right Thinking From The Left Coast’ links to his friend Jim K over at ‘Right Thinking’, so I figure “why not?” and zip over there and the first thing that greets my eyes is Jim K’s mindless diatribe against Ann Coulter, who is quite possibly the Queen of Conservatism…and this ‘conservative’ know-nothing is hoping she falls to her death, and calling her a bitch. The only persons who have earned the right to call Ann a bitch are liberals, to whom she is clearly and happily their nemesis…ergo, Jim K is a liberal. That can be the only conclusion. Lee does do some good work, though his mind does have a touch of the rot, too. You cannot be pro-infanticide and call yourself a conservative. You cannot be pro-homosexual and call yourself a conservative. It’s a litmus test. Deal with it.
And talking shit about Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh means you have added idiot to liberal in your CV. These people are Icons. I have only ever disagreed once with Rush in all of the years I’ve been a fan. I disagree with Savage a lot, but he is still more conservative than these self-appointed ‘Right Thinkers’ could ever hope to be.
I blame the public schools, though Lee’s one saving grace is that he probably went to other schools around the world, though that is no guarantee that those schools aren’t rotten to the bone as well.
To whom it may concern: Read Ann’s ‘Scandal’ and ‘Treason’, then try to refute anything she says, and if you can’t, fess up and be a man, or just keep on blogging your dumb shit. I have yet to see a liberal refute anything she has written that she cannot deftly counter-refute.
Once again…Conservative=
– pro life
– pro Judeo-Christian agenda
– anti homosexual agenda
– anti just about anything liberals are pro…I hold oxygen suspect because liberals breathe it…

Conservatism is like pornography…difficult to describe, but I know it when I see it, and I don’t see it in Jim K’s post reviling the Goddess Ann. I have a Favorites folder for Conservative blogs, and one for liberals…guess where Jim K’s just got moved to?


June 28, 2003

As if I don’t have enough shit to worry about already…

Parents, watch out for people around your kids using these new phones that transmit photos. If I’m at the park with my kids and I see some guy pointing one of these at my kids, I’m going to come up behind him and slice his ear off.
If I was a pervert, out shopping for kids, that is how I would do it…and don’t trust women, either…
when I was about five years old, my mother had to take me on a train trip somewhere. In those days, she looked like Elizabeth Taylor’s pretty sister, and I have always been pretty, and I guess we became a target. A beautiful woman alone with her beautiful child…
anyway, she took me into the women’s restroom to potty me, and she tells me she began to get an uncomfortable feeling. She took me up to the sink to wash my hands and hers, and as the water was running, something made her turn around fast and look behind her, and she startled this woman and made the woman drop her hypodermic syringe…in those days, hypos were made of glass, so it shattered on the floor, and the woman snarled in frustration and rushed out of the bathroom. My mom tells me that she heard her train being called for boarding, so we left quickly ourselves and hustled on board.
White slavery was all the rage in those days, and still is. There are a huge amount of disappearances involving both adults and children. These people know how to pick them, and are professionals. I suspect that there are hotels and motels all around the country where there are special rooms where special guests are chosen by certain criteria, and they are never seen again.

Watch for people invading your privacy with these phone cams…they make shopping so much easier now…


June 28, 2003

Fucking Blogger is starting to really piss me off, but I have too much other shit to do to try to learn a new system. If they don’ fix their shit soon, I’m gonna dump them and start my own web page. What a lame load of shit this new Blogger is turning out to be…


June 26, 2003

Two-year-old Amber Cox-Cody spent the last few hours of her life alone Wednesday, in the back of a broiling day care van, strapped in a car seat. She was found dead after eight hours, forgotten by day care workers outside the Children’s Rainbow Learning Center on Macon Road.

I do not know when I have read a more horrifying sentence in my life. I read on, and I find that this so-called day care center is federally funded as part of the push to get welfare parents back to work.
Oh. Well, there are a lot of white folks on welfare, and then I read this:

State officials said the day care center’s background check of the van driver, Shawnda Burton, came back clean.

White folks don’t often name their spawn ‘Shawnda’, so now I can feel a little more relieved that it wasn’t a little white girl left to roast to death in an oven that would have adequately cooked a chicken in eight hours, until the clear juice ran out of it’s nicely crackling skin…
So, it was a little black baby, killed by an ignorant black bitch…I feel so much better, now. Do you think the parents are going to complain about how their benefits have been reduced by one child?


June 24, 2003

I change the channel when…

…any Clinton appears, or any member of their failed, disgraceful administration.
…Any mention of Sc*** Pe***sen, or the wife and baby he murdered.
…entertainment news that doesn’t involve gratuitous tit display.
…sports, unless it’s a fight or a fiery crash.
…any liberal pundit appears to talk (lie) about anything.
…Bill O’Reilly’s vile Irish mug appears.
…Friends comes on, or any teen dramedy or family sitcom appears…ugh.
…most commercials come on that don’t involve beer and/or The Twins or Victoria’s Secret.

I have worn out several remotes jamming on the mute button…I have yet to shoot or throw anything at the TV. I used to fire suction darts to cover up the faces of people I hate on TV, but I got tired of getting up to remove the darts. I hate commercials, but I love infomercials…go figure. Especially Thigh Master ones…I can tell that vixen wants me by the way she gives me those smoky looks while she spreads her thighs for me over and over and over….but I can’t watch the Windsor Pilates one cuz just when I start to get all excited that fucker Danny Glover appears and some product shifting occurs during shipping…what an ugly liberal ape he is.


June 22, 2003

I signed up for the Emode dating service a while ago just for grins, and they keep emailing me pictures of my ‘matches’…the latest one is some dumb bitch letting her dog lick her on the mouth…thanks for the warning, twat.
There’s about three hotties that I can tell are probably doing it for a lark, like me…the rest are these pathetically disgusting cows that I cannot imagine what they were thinking when they conspired to inflict a photo of themselves upon the world…don’t these manatees have mirrors?